You might be pregnant if...
...a good night sleep means that you only woke up twice to go to the bathroom instead of FIVE times.
...you can no longer stay awake through any hour long show. Instead, you wake up at the end of the show to ask "what happened?"
...you take 5 naps a day but still end up asleep before 10pm at night.
...you can't go much longer than 20 minutes without thinking about what you will eat next.
...EVERYTHING seems to stink, even your husband's deodorant--these things in turn make you run to the bathroom.
...you go from happy and laughing to sobbing in a matter of two minutes.
...you can no longer look at a mom in the grocery store with a crying baby and think "thank goodness that's not me" because you know that in a few months, it probably will be you.
...it's normal to wake up at 3am hungry, 5am hungry, and finally grudgingly get up at or before 8am to satisfy the hunger.
...you think that saltines should be added to the food pyramid.
...you can plan out a 5 star meal that sounds so good when you start making it but after you've put forth the effort, you wonder why it sounded so good in the first place (at this point you're thankful that you have a husband who enjoys to eat).
...you think of upcoming holidays in terms of how big you will be at that point.
And though all of these things may not seem appealing, you know that in the end, it's all going to be worth it. :) Here's to 6 more months!
