Brody-isms

Sunglasses = Bugsasses

eolios (long e, long o) = Ravioli

It kee's me.  (it scares me)

I see an eggavater!  (I see an excavator!)

Fire station = fire engine

Get Gas Station = Gas station



We were at Starbucks and the barista gave Brody a hot cup with cold apple juice in it.  He took one drink, stopped and smiled and said, "I think I like coffee!  Oh my!  I like coffee, I like daddy now!"



Brody, after hearing thunder: what's that??

Logan: It's thunder.

Brody: No, Wogan, it's elephants.

Brody has a bad habit of getting out of bed 50,000 times some nights.  Usually he says things like he needs a hug or he has to go potty, the list goes on, and on, and on.  Tonight, he came in and in clear Logan fashion said, "mommy, I no sleep.  I have a bad sheem (dream)."



Logan: If you bring me into bed, I'll snuggle you.

Brody:  But I'll nuggle you better.



Brody's answer to any kind of animal noise is "oink oink."  Except for pig.

Example:

What does a cow say?  Oink oink.

Dog?  Oink Oink.

Horse? Oink Oink.

Pig?  RAWR!!!!



While eating at a Mexican restaurant, Brody got ahold of a pepper and tasted it.  His response:

"oh.  I think my mouth has fire!  MY MOUTH HAS FIRE!  Call the fire station, my mouth has FIRE! Hot!!"

When talking to the kids about what they want to be when they grow up, Logan instantly answered that she wanted to be a prima ballerina.  Brody thought about it and then said, "I want to play my pitar (guitar) and sing songs about Jesus."

When sitting on the potty (small one), I could hear something continuously hitting the floor.  I went in to check and Brody was throwing whatever he could find into the toilet seat shrinker, which he had thrown on the floor.  I asked what he was doing and he said, "Playing potty ball."

When passing a bulldozer on the road, "Hey Mama, what's that?"  "It's a bulldozer."  "You're right!  You're right!  Good job!"